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TOP TEN SIGNS SPRING TRAINING IS ALMOST HERE
EXTRA INNINGS
The thermostat in the White Sox locker room is still in one piece
Rickey Henderson has a pulled hamstring
It's been a 1/2 year since Detroit lost a game
Wade Boggs starts setting up some road "dates"
Fernando Valenzuela just celebrated his 35th birthday again
I keep a time frame in my head: Spring training is only 2 months after EF's
anniversary
Fernando Valenzuela just celebrated his 35th birthday again
The hospital is booking Lenny Dykstra's back surgery for April 3
Chris Sabo is starting to cork all his bats
There has been a Bob Hamelin sighting
AND FINALLY, HERE'S THE TOP TEN:
10. Dennis Eckersley has stopped visiting his local barber
9. 50,000 no shows every day at Three Rivers already
8. I'm not sure if this is a hint but Steinbrenner's firing people again
7. The Expos total team salary is down to $31.95 ($24 US)
6. Fernando Valenzuela did a sit-up
5. Fresh faces on the Pirate's roster. Oh wait, that's just a sign a new day
is here
4. T-shirts saying "Free Jose Mesa" start appearing in red light districts
all over the country
3. A Chicago White Sox fan has been found dead carrying a pumpkin in his hand
2. Marge Schott throws out the first racial slur of the year
1. The term "high and outside" is used to refer to something other than a
California cancer patient camping in Yosemite